That got me thinking... how can we burn off all those extra calories? The average Thanksgiving dinner is approximately 3,000 calories, and about 229 grams of fat. Which means that the average person would have to run for 4 hours, swim for 5 hours, or walk 30 miles to burn all those calories off!
I'm sure there has got to be a more fun way to work off Thanksgiving - and, I think I found it!
Calories burned:
- Having sex for 30 min. - 154
- Foreplay for 30 min. - 53
- In the missionary position - 20
- With the woman on top - 25
- Doggie style - 40.5
- With a short gasp (when approaching an orgasm) - 3 (per gasp)
- Moaning - 11
- Giving directions to a partner (e.g. "Faster!" "Harder!" "Don't stop!") - 25 calories
- Having a real orgasm - approximately 27
- Faking an orgasm - 160
- Digging your nails into your partner's back - 11
- Trying to control yourself when approaching an orgasm - 79
- Clitoral Orgasm - 15
- Vaginal Orgasm - 21
- Masturbation for pleasure - 6
- Masturbation to relieve stress - 12
- Masturbating with your hand - 11
- Masturbating with a vibrator - 5
Oh, the possibilities. Just think, foreplay with 2 real clitoral orgasms, & sex for an hour, with 4 real vaginal orgasms, 2 faked orgasms, 8 moaning sessions, 10 short gasps, where you give your partner directions twice, and dig your nails into your partner's back 3 times burns a total of ...
1004 CALORIES!! Which means, 2 more sessions like that and you will have burned off an entire Thanksgiving dinner. Screw running or walking when you can just have sex!
I call that a truly happy Thanksgiving! Enjoy - I know I will!
